Sidewinder

fffft fffft ffffft. he comes sliding into the kitchen unabaited, very small, and super quick. the giants look down at him smiling. damn that kid is fast. it takes me a sec to realize that it's the b day boy himself, i havent seen him in a while. big smile and bare foot. he has the best smile; one of those smiles that reminds me that everything is great. happy happy RCC!

the older boys stand by impatiently as the ladies discuss things we would rather not talk about (polite). hey. it is sunday and the patriots are losing to detroit. i am full of piss and ready to insult just about anyone. between banging on the side of the tv for fox channel 9 and slow motion cell phone updates it was decided to head down who the fuck cares emporium on the corner of anus and ballbait. gotta catch the last 8:30 minutes.

oooooo what a nice place. hello ladies; hello wierdly david lynch style presence; hello unwatched 1986 large screen nascar tv. hello bottom of the bag blow me backball blessers; hello 16 ounce cool redwhiteandblue cans of bud. alright men, back to the party! Where's Dooley?

Let's reflect:

Big man turns ONE

Pats pull it off

Vaginants do not

Dolphins got squished

Life goes on; lets go sledding:

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